The man responsible for keeping Americans safe from another terrorist attack on American soil for nearly seven years now will go down in history as one of America's greatest presidents. -- A (Certain)wordlter
It the good old days people shook hands, but nowadays with the spread of disease and the war on Christmas, people have to be more careful so they bump knuckles like, I dunno, every member of the NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL, and every NCAA, high school, middle school, elementary school athlete, Pops Warner shrimp, southern California beach volleyball babes in bikinis, chess club geeks, your grandpa at the golf club, and every other American with a circle of friends should be suspected of exchanging sensitive information through their Hizbollah knuckle jabbing, Fatwa fist-hitting, Jihad knuckle jiggering networks.
Before you get all choked up about his accomplishments, how about the mess he's leaving behind with all the knuckle jabbers, Ann? But otherwise he's doing a heckuva job.
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