Pick a side and stick to it

The Current Occupant and Johannes McCain't are upset with the U.S. Supreme Court right now because they failed to understand that Guantanamo is not American territory, and yet -- at the same time -- want to gloss over that whole provision of the U.S. Constitution that says "No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President." What natural born part of the United States was Johannes McCain't naturally born in? Panama, our 51st state.