Q: My friend left Tel Aviv about the time Sarkozy did when the Israeli soldier either committed suicide or accidentally discharged his weapon and then flew into Manila during the typhoon and then back to D.C. What kind of wine should I bring to dinner?
A: I'm guess there must be more easier way to make occupation, perhaps pleasant French red.
Q: The Canadians are winning in Kandahar, etc., fighting the Al Quaida war we are supposed to be in while we are refereeing a grudge match between the Sunnis and the Shiites, and our allies are shooting at us, and Shiite guards blew up the Badr City City Council building. and we are paying American contractors in Iraq to do our fighting for us because we don't trust our own guys, and tell me how we are going to "win" this war?
A: Most Americans oppose the war and support withdrawal and a majority of recently polled Americans said McCain't would do a better job on handling the war.
Q: Are you sure you're a doctor?
A: Exercise and walking through the mountain air and getting a good night's sleep, is that the kind of thing you're looking for?
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