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Little tact next time

Light reading

Classic rebranding

Back to work

Regular check-up

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Boooinnnggg

Reading is Fun duh Mental

Modern logic

Our algorthms are set to "stun"

Party like it's 1979

Hurry on down for pre-? post-? war savings? markups? You'll see

Come down to your mandatory treatment center TODAY!

Doubletake

A quick read

Just like in the movies

Transparency

Blowing the Prediction Markets AWAY!

Hurry in before major combat operations are over!

Look on the scoreboard and see who's behind

Don't tell NARA

Reading frenzy

Days of futures past

Quick update

Look at 'em

 

Check out our pre-, post-,ongoing-war/conflict/disagreement sale!

Hallelujah (or something)

Uncanny

Mandatory reading

Think it thru, willya?

What's the happs?

Don't wait til the last minute

Hurry on down

I gotcher government efficiency right here, pal

Don't blink