No need to listen to hours of analysis

Once again, the Beagle advises you to stay away from all the stress and strain of reading the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Lawton Constitution, Gary Post-Tribune, Sacramento Bee, and watching endless hours of Fax News, MSNBC, CNNNN, or listening to talk radio. Just go straight to the GOSPer talking points:

• You should be very, very, very afraid. We are at a red-orange threat condition, and there are terrorists on every corner, and we may raise the threat condition to crimson before election day because we understand what is at stake and heaven help us now that Supreme Court has decided to let all the terrorists out on Columbus Circle.
• Barack Obama is naive and none too bright and he lives in a Sept. 10th world.
• Barack Obama is dumb and not at all smart.
• Barack Obama is a stoopid-head.