The Beagle has held back until now

Given the tenor of the discussion about the campaign, Hizbollah fist jamming and saying Barak was sworn into the Senate on the Koran, it's time to engage in some other relevant questions:

• Did John McCain engage in cannibalism while a POW in Vietnam, like that episode of Cold Case?
• Is it true that Cindy McCain was a high-priced call girl in Honolulu when she met John McCain and stole him away from his first wife?
• Isn't it true that John McCain has a secret agreement with the Arizona chapter of the Minutemen to give them the contract to patrol the Afghan-Pakistani border for 100 years?
• Is it true that when John McCain travels his advance people have to go into the hotel and replace the Gideon's bible with a copy of Mein Kampf?

The Beagle believes each of these questions deserve a multi-hour, daily airing on all of the public affairs shows for at least one week a piece.