Don't bother with boring platforms -- use this handy chart

You call that a double reverse whitzit alchyroo

From appendices to the GOSPer post-mortem

Bachmaggedon

Bachmann issues other dire warnings

want proof?

Here's what that would look like...

Is this what you want?

2016 just seems so far away...

GOSPers on the couch

Golly, we try so hard...

 

Si se puede

It's all in how you phrase it

 

We'll use Chuck for Hispanic outreach...everybody loves Chuck

¿Desea mejores en su casa y dinero grande tambien? Automóvil de altura normal? Pago de catolica parcial de escuela las tarifas?  ¿Por qué no lo hace trate de trabajo duro como la individuos estadounidenses para variar, como con la persistencia y mucho amor propio y muy dignidad más. Hacer feliz con los salarios en efectivo, como Dios manda, no dependencia de gobierno con Obamacrats y como se hace en México, por lo tanto, simplemente sólo decir que no a los Programas de Asistencia Nutricional Suplementario médicinas nacional también, verdad?

Hey! Some of our best friends....

Big tent

Not too late to pick your brackets

Hey, kids of all ages and cultural and ethnic and religious backgrounds! It's Spring! And, of course, that means fighting season in Afghanistan again.  Who will enjoy the satisfaction of a temporary logistical advantage and who will suffer from a limited success?  Stay tuned.

In case you overslept...

How to get viewership up on the Sunday shows

Hey, Kids! It's time to play...

Those who hope for the future are required to squelch the past

After 2017 we'll be ruled by a quadumvirate

A reader reminds us...

Trying out a new budget presentation

 

It's sweeping the globe

The conclave

Mine eyes have seen the gory...

Mostly friends

No, no, no. I'm talking about original original intent

Possible scenarios we should worry about

Would the President order a drone strike at a Chucky Cheese awards ceremony for DC voucher students?  I don't know.  He won't say...

Would he hit the Mormon Temple if he was assured the entire Romney family was inside & that would stop them from whining & making excuses?  Maybe.  He just won't say.

If he were the old Obama he would be standing right next to me asking if President McCain or President Romney planned to hit the Little League World Series if the USA was down to Japan or something.  Could be.

Surely he could at least give some assurances he's not going to drone strike the National Capital Girls Scouts up at Catoctin for being too close to Camp David or because they still teach the Pledge of Allegiance, couldn't he? 

Would he go so far as to send a little mini drone into the Senate floor to squel...

Love it or leave it

It's sweeping the compound