Friday, June 6, 2008

Boy, they hate 'em some frogs in Nashville


WSMV-TV announced that it would pre-empt the French Open for the '700 Club.' Setting aside the Beagle's concerns that Pat Robertson has been spending too much time with Al Sharpton, it is clear, that many good Amuricans have not forgiven or forgotten. After all, as the Short-timer has explained, the French have no word for entrepreneur they hate capitalism so much, they consistently misspell liberty with all their stray circumflexes and accents a-goo, they always get apoplexy when you call pommes frites 'french fries' and try to convince people it's a Belgian recipe, and -- really, now -- they play on clay courts instead of good ol' Amurican concrete.

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