Lord save us from our friends

Uh, where did the U.S. aid to Pakistan to help combat terrorism go? Er, our dog ate it? We've got it right here, it's just missing? Um, can I get back to you on that?
What $2 billion loose floating U.S. aid dollars can buy:

• 600 million pashminas.
• 6,700,000 formal shalwar kameezes.
• 1 million Balochistani rugs.
• 20 tons of Pakistani hash.