Sunday, December 27, 2009

Scientific music

Scientists are trying to relate to the common man with raps about the Large Hadron Collider (featured here months ago), love songs about the LHC (as here), and a Buzz Aldrin-Snoop Dog rap about moon landings.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Let's dance

Robot

Roman police on parade

Friday, December 4, 2009

Swinging Dick at Fighting Bob

A review of David Plouffe's book and observations on the current situation at Fighting Bob, the Beagle's primary source of all things badger.

In sports news...


A high-powered Beltway producer forwards this sneak peek at the Woods' Christmas card.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

And where is the Beagle who looks after the sheep?

Late Hadron News

(BB) ENDOFTHE WORLD -- Apparently the end of the world didn't happen, as billions of earthlings went about their business, if you want to call it that, even though business was down in many places.

A little particle of some scientifically designated subcategory blasted into or past some other complicatedly named subatomic somethings and nothing untoward happened. They said. Scientists, to the extent you want to believe them. Which any right-minded Americans shouldn't.

Beagle slow to rouse despite urgent Capitol Hill policymanufacturer alerts.

The good folks at CERN

...provide a handy diagram to illustrate what is going on at the Swiss-France border, but with all the technology available to them, why do their graphics look like an Atari game?

Set yer recorders

Take one teleplay-emitting device of your choosing, add Budd Schulberg, Elia Kazan, Andy Griffith, Patricia Neal, Lee Remick, stir over a smoldering fire and step back just before it explodes!

It's the Sarah Palin story -- starring Andy Griffith as Sarah Palin and Lonesome Rhodes' Cracker Barrel Hour as the timeless platitudes that resonate so well with the Faux News and totally independent Tea Party network.

Tuesday, Dec. 8, 9:45 p.m. Eastern -- Turner Classic Movies -- A Face in the Crowd.

Wait-a-minute. It's the Billy O'Really? story -- A radio and television personality travels to work in a limousine, assures the people he hates that he's on their side, manipulates the masses through highly charged, emotional canards, and gets his money railing against the elites.

No. Check that. It's the Glenn Bleech story -- A buffoon collects enough bromides to be considered a genius and captures the imagination of the country with his dark conspiracies and predictions.