Sham Hamity asks the musical question, "Will people be more upset when Obama comes to take their guns or their computers?" At last look computers was winning two to one.
But wait a minute, that's a lot of guns and computers. Does that mean that over the course of some number of nights he's gonna sneak in our house and take all the guns and computers personally?
That's 60 million people's houses to get the 200 million guns and 186 million people with 250 million computers, taking into account a Venn diagram overlapping those with guns and computers, that's a lot of paranoia. With a forty hour week running the country and some weekends for international travel, he'd have to have years of Saturday nights and Sunday mornings stretched out to get it done. It would take a while. It might not get done in the first year or in four years, but it'll get done. Shamity says.
Santa accomplishes a similar feat annually, merely by stopping time.
ReplyDeleteOf course, for this to work, one must believe. Since more people believe in Barack than Santa (well, they did two weeks ago), he should be able to pull this off. Maybe he should have used this trick earlier.....