Further research (from a great height) reveals the psychopathic chimp is named Moe, and he got loose from Devore, Calif., last June and ran or is running amok in San Bernadino County near Big Bear Lake.
"We could find him in a heartbeat if we could just get a break," Michael McCasland told the Inland Valley Daily Bulletin. "He's somewhere out there."
In July, McCasland said he might be down at the nudist colony. But Deer Park Nudist Resort Office Manager Lea Bush hadn't heard about any Moe sightings on the ground. Joe Camp, owner of Animal Exotics, organized rescue efforts, but the volunteer went out of the searchers, and Joe said they are now waiting for Moe to make an appearance.
So the questions remain, Where is Moe? and How long before the government will provide the needed incentives to get Trank My Monkey Dot Com off dead center and moving again?
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