-- Phelps so fast he can take a bong hit at 50 meters and still win the hundred.
-- Now Kellogg's knocked him off the Wheaties box, he's trying to wrangle a deal to update the Zig Zag man.
-- You heard those guys in South Carolina got busted for possession and distribution, hardy har, partying with Phelps one night and next night cozying up to yer pardner at the Columbia, South Carolina House of Detention with Ned Beatty and Slingblade, har har, and Rainmain, right, and those Huns from the Capital One commercial, hardy har har. Whut we gots heah is a failya ta communicate. Right? ha ha ha ha.
-- Djew hear bout the meth head and the stoner were going out for the Olympics?
-- Don' even start.
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