Big impressive walls have a storied history. The Great Wall of China was notably effective in preventing attacks from Mongol hordes who didn't have baksheesh to stroll right through the gates. Hadrian's Wall kept the savage Scots out of England until Sean Connery was able to scramble over it and enter the Mr. Universe contest. The Berlin Wall kept communism safe from capitalist oppression for every citizen unable to dig a hole in his kitchen with a gardening trowel.
The Wall that you are buying will work much better. And, like the Pyramid of Cheops and Machu Piccu, the Wall will stimulate the economy and give future generations a remarkable technological marvel. It will not only keeps us safe from immigrants, but also from Endangered Species, Migratory Birds, Environmental Policy, Coastal Zone Management, Clean Water, Clean Air, and Historic Preservation.
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