Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Ann C*lter on victimhoom

The liberals always get so weepy and cry victim. The g.d. minorities and poor people are always complaining that life ain't fair. Get used to it. Like not every girl can get on the Bridgeport pep squad all four years and get a letter and win statewide competition three of the four years even having the hardest jump and nail it every time. That's just tough for you, sistah, if you can't cut it. Take your participataion ribbon and go home.

True conservatives like Sarah Palin, Billy O'really? and Sham Hamity never complain about their condition and the state of the world. They just plow ahead amid the jackboot liberals kicking down their doors and forcing them to eat healthy and organic when they would be stimulating the economy if it wasn't for the confiscatory designs of the Democrats in Congress. No, Sarah, Billy, and Sham get up in the morning and comb their hair for two hours and then bravely go forward in a hostile media environment and live their lives with the modicum of freedoms still permitted to rich, white, Christian Americans who are openly patriotic and have a passion for the way we were when Raygun was president.

(loosely translated from the English to Lithuanian and then to Afrikaans and back to English)

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