Helpful tips from our local news:
Don't leave ten cans of open cat food out in a city park.
Don't throw frozen turkeys out in the middle of softball fields and such.
It only attracts coyotes, who can be easily dissuaded by shaking a trademark soda can filled with pennies (Lincolns, preferably), and so don't worry. About the coyotes. In the parking lot. Waiting for you. In the dark.
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