Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Say it three times and it's true

"Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice:
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true."

When the Government has made secret accusations in secret documents three times, it becomes a secret fact, and the President -- as Commander in Chief -- takes these secret facts together and personally goes out to prevent terrorist attacks in a purely non-partisan way. But nefarious activist judges who hate America want to allow enemy combatants free reign and tie up the courts endlessly in ways that expose our precious secrets to the enemy, possibly losing a U.S. city as a result which will likely be overcome by militant jihadist Snarks and their willing allies, i.e. anyone who disagrees with the Commander in Chief who has kept America safe from any further terrorist attacks with one hand tied behind his back.

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