Friday, July 11, 2008

Should McCain't's D-I-V-O-R-C-E be an issue?

Have you ever seen the like Second Coming television commercials with the Voice of God announcer and Sounds of Potential Doom If You Go the Wrong Way music with Jean McCain't hugging Ronnie while marching forward in the Reagan Revolution and ask yourself, didn't Nancy and Ron really write Jean off when he treat his first wife, Carol so shabbily, meeting Cindy in Hawaii, and then carrying on with her in Washington, D.C., Phoenix, and environs for some considerable time, then filling for divorce, and five weeks after it was final getting married to every first wife's freaking nightmare, a much younger, energetic, millionaire blond with her own $100 million beer distributor family fortune?

Among her holdings (don't expect the Beagle to resort to saying "his balls"):
  • A 6,600-square foot Phoenix condo unit.
  • Another condo on a lower floor in the same building.
  • A 1,900-square foot, three-bedroom loft condo in Phoenix for their daughter.
  • Two condos in an exclusive building in Coronado, California one for them and one for the kids.
  • A scenic ranch outside Sedona, Arizona.
  • A three-bedroom condo in Arlington, Virginia.
  • A condo in La Jolla, California.
How many residences in how many states does your accountant have to keep track of?

1 comment:

  1. Beagle asked: "How many residences in how many states does your accountant have to keep track of?"

    My gripe is if you're gonna be that rich at least hire a good accountant - don't be lettin' those San Diego beach condos slip into tax arrears, know what i mean? We don't mind 'em being rich as long as they're competent. Having to beg money for your oil business from your daddy's friends: bad. Finding out your property taxes are in arrears by watching the news: bad.

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