Good news for suicides

Suicidal loners chugging cases of MillerCoors and fondling their .357's broke out in non-psilocybin-induced euphoria over the U.S. Supreme Court's decision to trample on states' rights and put words into the founding fathers' mouths by allowing free exercise of handguns in their 12th street garrets and S.E. English basements without trigger locks and other unConstitutional barriers.