Wednesday, July 9, 2008

In a separate, unscheduled meeting


with another highly touted national political reporter, the Byoogle staff was dismayed to find that city investigators in the District of Columbia are confined to windowless, airless cells where they are fed manure and kept in the dark. Perhaps this is why a popular hobby in the city of Warshington is starting ridiculous arguments over inconsequential things. Or perhaps it is because it was built in a miasma. By contrast, the Beagletown newsroom is a tree-shaded yard on top of the world.

The Beagletown edditorible boards have deliberately come to the conclusion the political climate in our nation's capitol might not be so nasty and divisive if we should move the government to a place that is cooler, and the coolest place that comes to mind off the top is Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.

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