The Beagle goes green

Corporate America has been blathering for years about how environmentally conscious it is, but now it is out of control. It's the hip, new thing to want to dump the Hummer and set the thermostat at 71 or replace all those old primitive Edison light bulbs with modern groovy Tesla bulbs. Hip, hip, hooray for taking your own bags to the grocery store while headquarters thinks up new unique plastic, un-reusable food containers to fill future landfills and give you five cents off your gas. ExxonMobileShellConocoAmocoBP love love love wading birds, burbling brooks and mountainous vistas, just like you and me. But they want you to keep buying oil, especially at these prices, can you believe people are paying this?

The editerrible board would like to take this occasion to note that more than 100 percent of the Beagle content is recycled product and some of it, easily, is recycled three or four times.