Right way to read poll numbers

In the Beagle's latest poll on apathy and ignorance, apathy was chosen by an alarming number of respondents (1), losing overwhelmingly to the number of people who chose ignerce (2). However, considering that the increase rate of readership and poll participation has been recorded at 150 percent per week, this means of the total readership of 37.5 people, 34 and one half persons were too apathetic to push the stinking button, like it was going to kill them, meaning that apathy won the poll by like 1,250 percent.