Further research finds

That Hadron is not the place where the collider is, and it is possible to have a small one, that's what the one at Berkeley is, a small collider. But this is a big collider. Large collider. Biggest damn large collider ever built, and it is in Switzerland and France just to run a little zippy particle as fast as they can and see what it does, and then, apparently, it will be the end of the world.