Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Purge trial


Generalissimo Jorge Vichyssoise announced the convening of a National Unity Trail to purge the GOSPer party of destructive elements.

"If we are to survive into the next decade, we must banish these mush mouth monkey humpers with their incoherent 'errr...errr..." and incomprehensible similies," Vichyssoise said. "The GOSPer party has to speak to the former Dayton tyre manufacturers working at Dairy Queen and the retired Youngstown steel employees living on reduced pensions about the issues they really care about -- intragender civil unions," Vichyssoise burbled without once saying "errrr...errrr...."

1 comment:

  1. "Err err Son, I says Son, don't nevah say North Son, that UPPER SOUTH Carolina"
    Fred Thompson

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