Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Let's get the Southerners outta the party

Ohio (barely a state since 1953) Sen. George Vichyssoise recently learned that Southerners have been infiltrating the GOSPer party and giving it an ugly name. Senahtahs from South Carolina and Oklahoma (technically not part of the Confederacy until 1867) get on t.v. and say errrr...errrr. Perhaps Vicyssoise is thinking back to a better time when the party was represented by statesmen like New Gingrich (re-reformed since 2007), Tom DeLay (pending), Trent Lott, Jesse Helms, and Strom Thurmond. Men of peerless stature who never said "errr..errr."

By contrast, the Democratic Party has done well with prominent southern leaders, Bill Clinton from Arkansas, Al Gore from Tennessee, and Barack Obama from southern Indonesia.

(noted by a Capitol Hill policy manufacturer)

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