2009 Re-Branding Project

Will we remember 2009 as a time when people famously went through uncomfortable public transitions? Say that you were gonna melt down at your job and go home crying like a little girl because somebody said something ugly, think how you could also reposition that as good for the state and also the nation in the long run. If you've been fooling around, or even dead serious, with someone(s) other than your public spouse, don't just defer or deflect ugly speculations that are prurient in nature and add nothing to essential debates about important issues of state and national policy. Or if you're just sitting around the ranch getting on Laura's nerves, and Lynne says, no, they have plans that night indefinitely, no, really, Dick doesn't want to come over and chew the old rag. Get out! Get a job! Sell something! That's the American way.