Friday, August 28, 2009

Free to choose

Under the fabulous current system, you always get to choose your own doctor. Choose one:

Dr. Conrad Murray
Dr. Zachary Smith
Dr. Yuri Zhivago
Dr. Marcus Welby
Dr. Strangelove
Dr. Julius No
Dr. Julius Erving
Dr. Benjamin Katz
Dr. Tommy Chong
Dr. Dre

Take this simple, at-home test.

A bewildering array of choices.

Other treatment options recommended by a licensed therapist

Odds, ends, and last resorts
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1 comment:

  1. dr. john the night tripper
    dr. feelgood
    dr. brain
    dr. mabuse
    doc severinson
    doc oc
    dr. krankheit
    doc holliday
    dr. prof. quackenabush

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