2012 GOSPer field

For some GOSPers, Geo Wha? Bush was too intelligent, too consumed with consequential matters, and -- too frequently -- unwilling or unable to take instruction from his handlers. The 2012 dream ticket -- Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber -- might carry the day, but with so much at stake, the cigar-chomping deal makers in the back should consider some candidates who can truly claim to be untainted by the brainwashing some call "edukashun."