How to solve the present economic crisis

In the 1970s, reeling from inflation, energy prices, wage droop, and stagflation, Americans quietly solved their economic problems by shoving all their spouses into the workforce -- giving women greater opportunities to experience the joys of being overworked and underappreciated just as men had for years. Today, too few families have an extra spouse to throw into the riveting assembly line or spy on employees at their computer printer company, and so we need a new, bold policy -- one proposed and advocated and modeled by the visionary Brigham Young.

Polygamy!

More spouses means more income for families making it easier for them to make ends meet.