Friday, October 31, 2008

If the papers and parties would only listen, Omaha could be in Obama's pocket

A notorious Nebraska newspaperman knows the heartbreak of coining a brilliant neologism that neither wins the Washington Post Style INvitational's stoopid contest nor sparks a prairie brushfire that draws the attention of the MSM until one knows the satisfaction of having an actual news anchor use the apt expression you thought up in the shower...

that many Republigasp-leaning female voters have been Palineated and may pull the Dem lever after all.

3 comments:

  1. After an extended and expanded meeting of the beagleterribles, we made the ethical right decision of going back and checking our spelling and not putting 'Palienated' as we originally transcribed. Let's see which one gets the most traction over the next 96 hours.

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  2. Either way, the point is clear. We can only hope this is a true fact, however you spell it. There are no words to describe the terror some of us feel at the possibility that there aren't enough of these women to assure victory.

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  3. Wash Po Style Invitational is evidence that liberal elites reading the Post have nothing better to do than amuse themselves with drollery and try to out wit each other while emphasizing their superiority because they don't watch TV. Not because there's anything wrong with TV, but just because they do not have the time for such things because they are sweating over the proper balance of restraint and "humor" for their Style Invitational submission. Also [insert something incoherent about those Cleveland Park cleft a**holes who write for the Post]

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