A Montgomery philomath challenges the veracity of recently published transcripts of Sarah Paling's heartfelt prayers... Scratch that. What we meant to say was a Montgomery philologist is convinced she has determined it was a clumsy forgery because "there is not one 'also' in this entire prayer, so I know Sarah didn't actually say it!"A Brooklyn therapist asks uncomfortable questions about circulation growth, which we have always faithfully reported according to projected votership in Beaglepolls, and although some early projections may have been inflated, it is clear that Beagleship is upwards in the low two digits, still an asterisk on the tip of a smaller asterisk of the conglomerated global media.
Earlier we meant to report that a Connecticut political kingmaker who knew Nancy Pelosi when she was a gleam in the Mayor of Baltimore's eyes now situated in the People's Republic of Northern Virginia did raise his head to bark, "Go, Beagle, go," but has not had other comments or commentary on the present state of affairs.
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