Butch, Chain-ey and McRaisingcane all agree this is hooey.
They contend it is your patriotic duty to mess your pants. Among the things you should be most afraid of:
- Tennis shoes
- Toothpaste
- Swarthy types
- Strangers
- Democrats and other fellow travellers such as republicabbles and independinks who are insufficiently afraid of swarthy types in pakistani caves armed with weapons of mass dentifrices or possibly oversized nikes
The path to American security they contend is to continue to borrow about 200 billion a year from Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, United Arab Emirates and other middle east nations, and more gobs of cash from our valued trading partner Walmart...I mean China...for up to 100 years. Rough math -- 200 billion dollars times 100 years equals, er, 200 gazillion dollars...maybe more if we cut taxes further. This will keep us strong and free.
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