Invasion of privacy

Google and its offshoots, including gmail and blogspot, are an insidious force, reading over all our shoulders to microtarget sales pitches for things we don't want or need. Here are some of the items that the folks at Google think the Beagle should have or want:

• Beagle Ringtones
  Send Complimentary Ringtones to your cell.
• Pocket Beagles For Sale
  Get Info On Price Of Pocket Beagle Dogs & Puppies.
• Jobs Openings at PETA
  Make a difference for animals. Come work for PETA in Norfolk, VA

The Beagle is not interested, but the Beagle is particularly uninterested in this offer, and cautions the automatic robot readers at GoogleCorp to read a little more slowly and carefully.