Thursday, May 22, 2008

Ask Dr. Hin?

Q: Dr. Hin, I work nights and I can't sleep days.

A: Get a different job.

Q: Dr Hin, which is worse, anaplastic astrocytoma or glioblastoma multiforme?

A: May a just god smite mightily Pat Robertson for praying brain cancer on Ted Kennedy.

May he be frogmarched to jail, beaten and tried, coerced, confessed and convicted, drawn, quartered and with his head on a pike for eternity like a Law and Order marathon.

Q: Amen.

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