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The Beagletown Bugle

random ideas in rough order

Item: Dems and Fems wow the Springs

The biggest cheers at the Colorado democratic party convention were for unity and end the war, both of which the Beagle subscribes to, terminal prepositions notwithstanding. The Hillary people waved during the Obama speechy by AZ Gov. Janet Napolitano. The Obama people waved during the Terry McAullife* speech and Terry signed every sign and credential or loose piece of paper in the whole place.

Basic message every democrat better get off their asses and talk their neighbors and friends.

How many more years in Iraq?

How much bigger than $9 trillion do you want the debt to be?

How long do you want to have a government that invents new court proceedings that exclude rights for anyone labeled terrorist? (They didn’t say that; I threw that in.)

Meanwhile, our guys are for:

Health care

Education

Renewable Energy

Sensible economic policy, balanced budgets, and fair tax structures

The Bush gang thinks they bought everybody in the 2004 election with the little $600 bushbonusbucks, while the real elite had to buy new wheelbarrows get all of their money out of the Treasury.

This year I got three letters telling me it was coming and still no check. If that isn’t graft then I don’t know what tax dollars promoting political causes is.

* Another American hero is Christa Mcauliffe who is an inspiration to teachers who have to work with shit that blows up.

Kultral Notes

Despite what the boosters say, I didn’t see any culture in the Springs, and I didn’t see any gods in the garden, but I did see the government sign signaling the Focus on the Family international headquarters. (That’s as close as I’ve gotten so far.)

Ask Dr. Hin

Q: Dr. Hin, why is your column such a popular feature of the Beagletown Bugle, and have you lost weight? You look fabulous.

A: People have interest in health techniques better like regular and altered medications and exercise.

Q: Which detergent washes out the stench of Republican disgrace best?

A: The market offers numerous and particular varieties.

Editorial

We don’t believe an Australian media mogul should be dictating terms to the American people on the war, irresponsible tax schemes, civil rights and procedures, and morality. We don’t consider The Washington Times, owned by a self-proclaimed divine avoiding tax evasion prosecution, is “America’s Newspaper.” The rest of the media is not much better, barking up any number of wrong trees, and the liberal mainstream media is a pure hoax.

It used to be okay to criticize policies of the government and not be considered un-American (or arrested as was done by Bush’s henchmen in Denver). The Beagle firmly agrees with this tenet of democracy.