The Beagletolerables are unused to speculation or hyperbole, presenting established facts in a purely straightforward manner. But imagine that any white person understands for one second what it means to be Black in America. Okay, stop with the we are an "I can dig where you're coming from, man" society. Shut up. It's a different country, and 78.9 percent of registered Beagletarians have never been there.
The Beagle wishes for one week we had a Black Rash Limbo nostalgizing about the good old days when a Black man could stand tall and say, hey, get out of my way, it's a birthright Jesus gave me personally, and if I feel that passionately about it, and if I can dream up a ludicrous enough story about the latest thing I read among the internets, then it positively has to be true.
Tell all the other white people you know (unless one of their parents is technically Black) to shut up! about what they know! about race relations in America today. At the same time tell them, to the full extent possible, relax.
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