Monday, September 28, 2009

Everything you need to know you learned before you got to kindergarten

The original principles GOSPers stand by are deeply ingrained in the psyche, despite the affective learning of public schools:

He hit me first. In all the ugliness that passes for "debate" these days, no GOSPer commentary is complete without saying, "Well, if a Democrat said that, the media would (ignore it/pay it more attention)..."

Mom likes you best. Does CBS, NBC, ABC News really justify FOX's approach to news and information? Just asking.

I don't wanna! Regulations? Taxes? Infrastructure? Public services? We don't need all that, just liberate commerce from the shackles of Obama-style Communism! Hey, we'll support tax-supported, single-payer health care for seniors (Medicare) right up until the time we get elected and vote against it.

If I don't get my way, I'll take my ball and go home. GOSPers showed themselves to be budget busters, whoremongers, petty crooks,and hawks -- and still today. They lost, alright? It happens. But they say forget the right to petition, let's scrub the bush of liberty with the blood of patriots. Hey! Calm down! Wait til next year!

Name calling. Remember how Roland Reagan "restored the imperial presidency"? Only because GOSPers capped the crap for a while. The two-thirds of Americans who support the single payer option should shut up, because the tea party gang is tougher and more committed and smarter, and Democrats are Commie Nazi idiots who want to kill you.

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