Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Ask Dr. Hin?

Q: Doesn't a heretofore undiscovered yard-long "dog-sized" rat found living only in an extinct volcano in the southern highlands of Papau New Guinea merit coverage anymore?

A: Botany is not Dr. Hin's longest suit. Some media outlets differ.

Q: Botany is about like the rat-eating pitcher plant named after David Attenborough on Mount Victoria in Palawan, central Phillipines.

A: I would say looks was more of like a mouse.

Q: Could a pit bull with lipstick-sized rat hyped up on pitcher plant juice swallow the garbage the GOSPers have been putting out?

A: Stir in the newteye and extreme right hinderquarters of crossbred toad until the rushmobs are seething.

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