Reader feedbag

When the Beagletorians are not posting or going back and editing old posts, we sit and watch the clicker spin on the BeaglePolls, and thus we witnessed an exciting upset when -- with only 47 minutes to go -- a ready reader pushed baboons up over howlers in a race that had been tied for days.

One area respondent says she votes in every poll, offering without being asked, "I vote...every time. I don't care if those others are lying to you, I vote. I really do!," acting, perhaps, as if there was a penalty for not voting, which, actually, there isn't.

A lost sheep has been found living the life of Riley reporting his dramatic weight loss is a planned effort to stop women from dressing him with his eyes. He continues his home improvements on his Gulf slip and Guelph sloop.

A Washington, D.C. protocol officer reports that Al From -- having saved the Democratic Party from itself, but not able to get Obama to pose on the steps of the Capitol with Obama patting him on the back for singlehandedly winning the 2008 election -- has decided to hang up his spurs and write a whole book about what a genius he is.