Thursday, March 5, 2009

A Longshot Initiative: Better Americans for a Better America (ALI BABA)

Consider the possibilities...

Rush Limbaugh, President/Czar
Sean Hannity, Vice President

Neil Cavuto, Office of Management Budget
James Dobson, Office of Science and Technology
Josh Bolton, Ann Coulter, Michael Savage, National Security Council
Michelle Malkin, Tom DeLay, Phil Gramm, Council of Economic Advisors

Patricia A. Woertz, Agriculture
Tom J. Donohue (withdrawn), Michael Reagan (withdrawn), Judd Gregg (not funny), vacant, Commerce
Robert J. Stevens, Defense
Rupert Murdock, Education
Rex Tillerson, Energy
Dr. Laura Schlesinger, Health and Human Services
Dog the Bounty Hunter, Homeland Security
McGruff the Crime Dog, Housing and Urban Development
Marius Kloppers, Interior
Bill O'Reilly, Justice
George Will, Labor
Pat Robertson (jointly with designee of Netanyahu's foreign minister), State
John Stossel, Transportation
Donald Trump, Treasury
Moe the Chimp (withdrawn), Cal Thomas, Veterans Affairs

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