Mainstream media's assault against dogs

Hard to name two more high-powered media figures than Martha Stewart and Oprah Winfrey. Hard to picture two more brutal dog slaughters active today. Consider:

Martha Stewart's chow, Genghis Kahn, was killed in a propane explosion at the kennel. You don't think while she was in the slammer, the other girls schooled her on how to get rid of a chow and make it look like an accident? We do.

Oprah Winfrey is a well-known serial dog killer. Some of us have seen her on tv talking about fixing up a lamb and rice curry for her pets. Phooey.

• Ivan, cocker spaniel, gastrointestinal (too rich food) , RIP.
• Sophie, cocker spaniel, kidney failure (too rich food), RIP.
• Gracie, golden retreiver, choked on a ball, (thought it was steak tartare), RIP.