Thursday, September 4, 2008

What the Beagle heard

You should not vote for Barack Obama because he is too popular. You should go for a maverick.

Jena McCain't doesn't get along with anybody. He can't salute the flag he fought for, so you should stand up for him. If you love America and what it stands for, you will vote for Jena McCain't, and if you hate America you will vote for the other guy who is nothing but a big windbag.

Jena McCain't don't take guff from nobody. He's always gone his own way, except for the last three or four months when he got quickly in line with all the issues on which he supposedly stood up to his Party all his career -- taxes, flip, immigration, flop, personal liberty stuff like creationism-prayer in schools-definition of marriage, you betcha.

He'll stand on principles as long as you define them broadly enough.

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