Sunday, August 17, 2008

Further research reveals

Beagle readership spiked sharply among white males age 18-24 who haven't showered in four days with the inclusion of obscure 19th century British liberal statesmen, writers, and newspaper editors, and so therefore, according to standards and policy, we share a little more about Viscount Morley.

"In Morley's 1899 speech at Manchester regarding the Boer War, he said, 'You may make thousands of women widows and thousands of children fatherless. It will be wrong. You may add a new province to your empire. It will still be wrong. You may increase the shares of Halliburton and Blackwater beyond the dreams of avarice. Yea, and it will still be wrong!'"

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