If you find yourself on a transcontinental commercial bus traveling across Canada, it might be prudent to get to know your seatmate a little better. Some helpful conversation starters:
1. Man, I think the appropriate place for a buck knife is together with your hunting gear when you are actually out hunting, don't you?
2. I love my Mom and Dad, and I've always felt I had their love and support and open communications...um, and also my spouse and siblings...and for the most part my colleagues at work. How about you?
3. You're not a homicidal maniac just waiting for me to drop off to sleep are you?
Note: The Beagletown Bugle and its subsidiaries are in no way remotely related to Greyhound.
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