United We Stand (so get on board or else)

Now that Roy Moore is going to be back on the Alabama Supreme Court (with chances for a U.S. Supreme Court appointment) and with Santorum in the White House, it is only a matter of time before the 10 Commandments are enacted as the 28th through 38th amendments to the U.S. Constitution.

  Sure, they're simple enough, but the regulations accompanying them could get sticky.