Q: Do you think I should invest my money, or just burn it in a pile?
A: It's never helpful to take an attitude.
Q: I'm serious, does it make any difference? Should I piss it away in a casino or go for something secure like savings and loans? What? Treasury Bonds? Glenn Bleech says there won't even be a United States next year, and the Chinese are getting nervous, too. Right? What should I do?
A: Plant a victory garden.
Q: What?
A: Look into the high protein, low fat legumes.
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