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Rules for climbing Mt. Fuji:

• A teffific Gust often overtakes three times consecutively. Keep yourself lying flat on the siope until it's completely blown over. Danger comes soonest when it's despised.
• In case of Bad weather such as, storm, fain, snow and a dense fog, avoid climbing futher than the fifth staition. when the weather breaks Suddely. just give up half-way and Return.
• The nearest-to-the-sky location in Japan is far colder than the feets of the mountain.
• Bring garbage back to your home.

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