Friday, December 5, 2008

The Beagle will shut up if they will

Republigospers are through licking their wounds over their shellacking in 2008 and have moved on. Moved on to whining full time about the unfair advantages Barack Obama had -- too many people liked him, his message was more effective coming out of his mouth than McCain't's, he had too strong of a ground organization, and too much money. All Karl Rove wants is good government, and he sets forth a modest proposal to level the playing field and fix all problems with campaign finance by allowing INDIVIDUALS TO CONTRIBUTE WITHOUT LIMIT.

Then, in one of the more stunning non sequiturs we've seen lately, if and only if we allow unlimited contributions, then we could have more transparency about who gave money. Karl explains helpfully that "That would give voters the tools they need to determine if a candidate is getting too much from unattractive people."

Cal Thomas' religious police can play a key role in this new enlightened democracy by informing on the most unattractive people.

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