Thursday, August 18, 2011

Expanding the field

Widespread dissatisfaction with the current crop of GOSPer presidential candidates has centered on the boring and predictable "alternatives."  GOSPers need something to shake things up.

Forget Chris Christie, get this guy.
Hell with Rick Perry, how about?
Screw Paul Ryan, sign up an American hero.
Hankering for another Bush in the race? check out the one on the far right.
If Haley Barbour won't get in, get another.

Note: Apologies for cultural references not germane to non-AARPers

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