Turning Henry on his head

Pope Benedict the XVI announced his plans to seduce all the Anglicans who lost their way in the 16th century.

Just to be thorough about it, the Vatican should disarm the British Navy, dismantle coastal defenses, and erase all the maps he made. Oh yes, and gorilla glue all the heads back on Henry's ex-wives.

Also everybody in the U.S. has to speak Spanish because there wouldn't have been any English-speaking colonial exercises in the New World.

And if Henry hadn't relieved the Vatican of power and excess riches and used it to built a powerful Britain, there would have been nothing to slow popes down, and we'd all be Catholic by now. And the Vatican would be in a better position to challenge Islamic expansionism.